This is something which I stumbled across today while reading Techcrunch. As per many larger companies like the one which I work for you never seem to have enough time and staff to complete the list of work which you want to. Hence the answer very often lays elsewhere with the use of external outsourced development companies. (more…)

Sorry its a bit late been very busy :)

Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T’PAU!
I said “Don’t you mean KAPOW?”
“No”, said Batman, I’ve got china in my hand.

1. I discovered my dog has turned into a bit of a locksmith. I stuck a poker up his arse and he made a bolt for the door
2. A lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster

Q: What’s the difference between a bull and Simply Red?

A: The bull has the horns at the front and the arsehole at the back.