Oct
19

The “Phallic” Staples Scissors

2007 at 16:36 pm by Jonny

Today, after much request from the guys within my team at work I finally managed to get out and get the creative materials they had been “Nagging” me about. In all fairness it had taken me the best of 3 months to go out and buy approximately 6 items totaling about £20, which is pretty cr*p really!

Wojtek and the Phallic scissors

One of the items which I was asked to buy was a pair of scissors, to what needs a team of web designers need with a pair of scissors for I don’t know, but the funny thing was when we removed the scissors from the packaging and the imprint which was left.

Now I may be asking too much of the company where the scissors were born, but they might want to test in future that their packaging when used does not leave “phallic” images on the inside.

If you do wish to own your own version of the “phallic” scissors, please visit the Staples website other alternative pairs of scissors are available (I’m not on commission).


3 Responses to “The “Phallic” Staples Scissors”

  1. Gravatar Wojtek Says:

    LOL!

    And look how beautiful I am ;p

  2. Gravatar Jonny Says:

    You are indeed a beautiful man, even though your face in the picture still haunts my dreams at night :)

    I think we should look at buying more stationary purely for the packaging and the enjoyment it brought us on friday!

  3. Gravatar Grzegorz Says:

    I will prepare the new list of items :) next week,
    Btw. cool wp style,
    Respect,

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